A deviation for
and in response to news stories like this one:
Desperate Teens Sell Themselves on EBay [link]
-- AP via Yahoo! News
I don't like the idea of people using there bodies for advertising. It is like one level worse than the people who wear the Old Navy shirts that people buy that are brand new but look old or even worse, have holes already in them. Honesty? If you want to put holes into a pair of pants make them naturally. I doubt anyone would make a hole near the seat of their pants unless it was near the pockets after falling off their motorcycle.
People who sell themselves for money are literally prositutes. Seriously. It might not be to sell their bodies for sexual favors but it is prostitution none the less.
If you are despirate for money, don't sell your body on e-Bay. Better yet, don't sell your body at all.