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Just take that old software off the shelf!
I'll sit and reprogram it by myself.
Today's programs ain't got that same soul
I like that old time executable
Don't try to tell me "Use Microsoft"
You'll never see me use Word or Excel
In ten minutes I'll be using HTML
I like that old time executable
Still like that old time executable
That kind of programming just soothes the soul
My COSC teacher reminisce about COBOL
He likes that old time executable
Won't watch G4 about those lame gamers
I'd rather read Leo's blog or program in C++
If you want hack and make programs like us
Start using those old time executables
Call me a rebel, call me what you will
Say "Windows dominates", say "Don't trust Google"
Visual Programming isn't programming at all!
I like that old time executable
Still like that old time executable
That kind of programming just soothes the soul
I'd rather program like in the days of old
With that old time executable
I'll sit and reprogram it by myself.
Today's programs ain't got that same soul
I like that old time executable
Don't try to tell me "Use Microsoft"
You'll never see me use Word or Excel
In ten minutes I'll be using HTML
I like that old time executable
Still like that old time executable
That kind of programming just soothes the soul
My COSC teacher reminisce about COBOL
He likes that old time executable
Won't watch G4 about those lame gamers
I'd rather read Leo's blog or program in C++
If you want hack and make programs like us
Start using those old time executables
Call me a rebel, call me what you will
Say "Windows dominates", say "Don't trust Google"
Visual Programming isn't programming at all!
I like that old time executable
Still like that old time executable
That kind of programming just soothes the soul
I'd rather program like in the days of old
With that old time executable
These lyrics are a parody to Bob Seger's "Old Time Rock N Roll". While Industrial Rock is my favorite music genre, I have an appreciation for Classic Rock as well. If you hate what eMpTyV did to Pink Floyd's rare performance at Live 8, The Internet has got your back (Internet > TheVirus)
This is an ode to all you programmers who know how to program the right way. Real programmers do not use Visual Basic, .Net or any of that Microsoft bullshit. You work using a text editor (like Notepad, vi, or Kwrite), a termial console (DOS, UNIX, or Linux shell), and a web browser to develop your work. You know how to do things in assembly language, C/C++, PHP/MySQL, AJAX, and OpenGL while the majority of the world does thing the mediocre Microsoft Way. You also don't believe this crap that Google, Firefox, and Linux are inferior or malevolent as TheVirus and Mass Media have been paid to say by the status quo (big corporate giants and coporate organizations such as Microsoft, Apple, Oracle, AT&T, MPAA, RIAA, and the Business Software Alliance).
These lyrics are for you, Mr. Hardcore Computer Hacker!
This is an ode to all you programmers who know how to program the right way. Real programmers do not use Visual Basic, .Net or any of that Microsoft bullshit. You work using a text editor (like Notepad, vi, or Kwrite), a termial console (DOS, UNIX, or Linux shell), and a web browser to develop your work. You know how to do things in assembly language, C/C++, PHP/MySQL, AJAX, and OpenGL while the majority of the world does thing the mediocre Microsoft Way. You also don't believe this crap that Google, Firefox, and Linux are inferior or malevolent as TheVirus and Mass Media have been paid to say by the status quo (big corporate giants and coporate organizations such as Microsoft, Apple, Oracle, AT&T, MPAA, RIAA, and the Business Software Alliance).
These lyrics are for you, Mr. Hardcore Computer Hacker!
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